Monday, January 31, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things....

I think I should probably start posting "Kids Say the Darndest Things" posts weekly, or something; I feel as though lately this is all I'm writing about, but my kids are just so stinkin' funny, I can't help but document these for later years....

Last night, the subject turned (as it does entirely too often with my children) to bodily noises of the southern variety (read: flatulence, passing gas, toots...you get my drift, pardon the pun.) Angel said "You know, when you go to the bathroom, you have #1 and #2, but they should really have a Number Zero too!" (Knowing I shouldn't, I asked) "Why?" "That's a toot!"

Seriously, where does she come up with these things?

1 comment:

Jana and Brett said...

hahaha Cute! Whenever Jovie toots, she always acts surprised and says, What's that?! We always have to say, I don't know! What? And then she says so sweetly, It was my Bum! haha Gotta love it! :0)
My nephews had a bad habit of calling toots by the f label (I hate that word!) So I told them my grandma used to call it fluffing. The next visit, they were calling it fluffs! So weird that they remembered and so funny.