The other day...

...we were at the park when Grins said "Mommy! That lady is sick-a-waiting"

"What?" I asked, confused. "Sick of waiting for what?"

"No!" he said, "Cig-a-retting"

"Cigaretting? You mean smoking?"

"Yes. That's bad because she might die and Heavenly Father doesn't want you to."

I was laughing about that all day. But really, I may be gramatically-challenged, but his conjugative reasoning actually makes sense (I think).