...we were at the park when Grins said "Mommy! That lady is sick-a-waiting"
"What?" I asked, confused. "Sick of waiting for what?"
"No!" he said, "Cig-a-retting"
"Cigaretting? You mean smoking?"
"Yes. That's bad because she might die and Heavenly Father doesn't want you to."
I was laughing about that all day. But really, I may be gramatically-challenged, but his conjugative reasoning actually makes sense (I think).